Has the mail come yet?

OMG I am turning into my grandparents. Growing up i spent a lot of time with my retired grandparents and their life evolved around the mail. All day long it was " honey is the mail here" " has the mail arrived yet" " have you checked the mail" .... When I first noticed this I ran to the back yard and intentionally did not go check for it....


BIRD WATCHING 

If I keep up this new past time I will have a job before you know it. i cannot continue to make sure the squirrels do not eat the bird food before the cardinals.... I am too young to be doing this.... I must go back to work.
I need a conference call desperately!!!