"All Dressed up with no Place to Go"

This "funemployment" has become hard work.... If the employment Gurus of Texas arent making me call them, or email them, they are now wanting me to go to a meeting for half a day.... How is a girl suppose to lay out and get a tan with all of this work i have to do... Plus I am suppose to go on interviews and like, get a job....I have not had even a day to just VEG... much less get my eyebrows waxed for job interviews....This job I applied for today said, : security question, What was your first car? When I wrote it down it kept saying NOT CORRECT.... how do they know?>When I logged out because i could never get passed that they sent me an email saying.... YOU MUST GO TO OUR WEBSITE TO APPLY for job... HELLO I did!!!   Am I a moron or are they?  What the heck... Thank goodness its Friday thats all I have to say !!!n I do give myself the week end away from Funemployment!!!!

If I am not careful I could land a j o b !

Oh how I miss my summers at the beach....I guess I really may have to hurry and get a j-o-b.
Funemployment has turned into a major Science project for weight loss. I have subscribed to way too many ShAKE the WEIGHT/LOSE WEIGHT FAST/TRY OUR POWDER companies... in an effort to totally avoid having to work out!  Now I am so confused..... Do I take the pill in the morning?  Do I eat real food or just this powder mixed with water? Should you cleanse before going out to eat Mexican Food with friends or after? Since I am so confused I just do it all with my MEALS!!!   Consequently I have gained ten pounds.  In an attempt to cover up my ignorance I am just telling everyone it is muscle gain from all of the vigorous work out classes I have joined!!!!
If I do go back to work who will pick the dead flowers off of my plants, or give the dogs their meds and take them outside twenty five times a day!!!
The search continues.... and the artwork is still kicking !!!!

Funemployment continues......

FUNEMPLOYMENT CONTINUES:

AS the summer progresses so do my excuses for not working out....let me see Had to take dog to vet, had to go see my mom and give her meds, had to go to gynecologist, had to wait for guy to deliver oven....  Alright alright after weighing in at gyno I am definitely back in action tomorrow after my pedi, mani and wax job....
I have got to put the metal to the pedal and get into a swimsuit as my husband put misters on our deck and I can no longer sit out there in regular clothing....
I swear if you sit there with your eyes closed you can really feel like you are at Six Flags in the Pirate Cave!!!
We have put so much stuff out there my sister asked if we slept in the house anymore....
Funemployment causes everyone to say......will you....since you dont have anything else to do today....
I hate that... I really need to work because I am so ADD I have a million things going on all over the house at all times.... I need for someone to be my boss and give me deadlines...Im a mess.....!!!
I ordered a new oven three weeks ago.... it came ....it was wrong ... AND I had already given away my old one....
My friend said what do you need you an oven for just go out and eat... I said I really just want it for the resale value on the house and to fill the big whole in the wall where I gave the old one away............Im not really going to use it.

Gyno Day

My annual check up at the girl dr. went well.  Although I accused them of using outdated scales that were terribly inaccurate!  The nurse was like, WHATEVER!  I am serious!!! Way way off.... While waiting for the dr. I was able to plan an entire baby shower, make several appointments and talk to many people about art....I also informed the dr. that none of my friends are getting pap smears anymore and the only reason I was was to get my anxiety medication refilled !!! I will take one for the team ! So in closing I am good to go for another year.....

Gyno Day

Ok so today is my annual check up at ye ol gynecologist...

On the employment front.... I am going to go downtown and see if they need any Extras for the remake of TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN!  If I get hired it will be renamed , Town that dreaded having to watch Kathi Couch at the show!!!
Wish me luck...i hope there arent any nude scenes as i am not finished with my work out routine yet.....

Wanted "Dead Artist"

Dead ART

So I thought I would market myself a little and found a nice little website for a gallery in California on Rodeo Drive.... he was nice enough to write me back..... When asked if he would like to display my art he was kind enough to tell me I have to die first..... because they only do dead artists not live ones.  I said, " I am not dead yet but I will be sure to put in my will that they need to call you when I do go."

Has the mail come yet?

OMG I am turning into my grandparents. Growing up i spent a lot of time with my retired grandparents and their life evolved around the mail. All day long it was " honey is the mail here" " has the mail arrived yet" " have you checked the mail" .... When I first noticed this I ran to the back yard and intentionally did not go check for it....


BIRD WATCHING 

If I keep up this new past time I will have a job before you know it. i cannot continue to make sure the squirrels do not eat the bird food before the cardinals.... I am too young to be doing this.... I must go back to work.
I need a conference call desperately!!!

Day 20 of Funemployment-

Went to Dallas for Fathers Day EAT-A-Thon! Friday Mexican Food , Saturday Italian Fare, and ended Sunday with some French Crepes .... I am weak....

I put on a three piece bikini, top, bottom, and blindfold for people at pool!
I had to go to a blog because my daughter was catching grief from her friends who were "forced" to read about my personal habits  on Facebook.
So now they do not have to..... they can now choose to read my "crap"... lol...
No work out over week end unless of course you count going from car to restaurant door!!!!
I am going to be terrible at all of my classes tomorrow....
So get ready for some  great posts....

On the money saving front do not try to trim your Standard poodles hair yourself to save money... Does not work.....
Do not use anything out of your husbands tackle box to give yourself a pedicure either.....!